Vance's Final Mailing Before His Midwest Extravaganza Tour (and a love letter)
Hi All,
I’ve recently gotten heavily into the writing of country singer Chris Stapleton. If anyone knows him, please let him know that I’d like to open a show or two or something. Or be his valet. Cook. Whatever. The first of these three I’m completely serious about…
He does this so very well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9StYOIBLanM
In the meantime, I have had to nudge my allegiances. Yes, I can text Grammy Winner Lori McKenna whenever I want to. Yes, I’m name dropping and bragging. She’s sung on my albums. I been over all up in at her house. But since discovering Chris Stapleton, sorry, I don’t love her like I used to:
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(ME)
Dearest Loopy Macadamia,
Omg. Where have I been? Dear lord please tell me that Chris Stapleton is a nice guy.
They way he stitches a song together... and he sings ok.
Omg. I want to be a hairy faced white boy.
Please accept my apologies for no longer being the Blak Lori McKenna.
(HER) Hi Hon!! How are you??? Chris is a really nice guy. Very quiet genius. His wife is my hero - one of the most beautiful women I have ever been around. If you continue to be the black male me I will try damn hard to be the white female you? Does that work?
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I am NOT fickle. Just...discerning. DO NOT judge me.
2/22 Cedar Rapids, IA - http://www.legionarts.org THIS THURSDAY!!
2/23 Skokie, IL - sheljc@comcast.net SOLD OUT
2/24 Valparaiso, IN - http://www.frontporchmusic.com
2/25 Ann Arbor, MI - http://www.theark.org
2/26 Traverse City, MI - http://www.sleders.com
Coaching, teaching, private parties, reptile care, custom model building, doll house refurnishing, all upon request.
Peace please…
xovg
I’ve recently gotten heavily into the writing of country singer Chris Stapleton. If anyone knows him, please let him know that I’d like to open a show or two or something. Or be his valet. Cook. Whatever. The first of these three I’m completely serious about…
He does this so very well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9StYOIBLanM
In the meantime, I have had to nudge my allegiances. Yes, I can text Grammy Winner Lori McKenna whenever I want to. Yes, I’m name dropping and bragging. She’s sung on my albums. I been over all up in at her house. But since discovering Chris Stapleton, sorry, I don’t love her like I used to:
——————————————————————
(ME)
Dearest Loopy Macadamia,
Omg. Where have I been? Dear lord please tell me that Chris Stapleton is a nice guy.
They way he stitches a song together... and he sings ok.
Omg. I want to be a hairy faced white boy.
Please accept my apologies for no longer being the Blak Lori McKenna.
(HER) Hi Hon!! How are you??? Chris is a really nice guy. Very quiet genius. His wife is my hero - one of the most beautiful women I have ever been around. If you continue to be the black male me I will try damn hard to be the white female you? Does that work?
———————————————————————
I am NOT fickle. Just...discerning. DO NOT judge me.
2/22 Cedar Rapids, IA - http://www.legionarts.org THIS THURSDAY!!
2/23 Skokie, IL - sheljc@comcast.net SOLD OUT
2/24 Valparaiso, IN - http://www.frontporchmusic.com
2/25 Ann Arbor, MI - http://www.theark.org
2/26 Traverse City, MI - http://www.sleders.com
Coaching, teaching, private parties, reptile care, custom model building, doll house refurnishing, all upon request.
Peace please…
xovg
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