Monday nite 7/11, 7:30pm EST.
(“doors” open at 7 for community hang)

Where: https://youtu.be/tH74y-gAgUE

Who gets 10%: http://blackcatrescue.com/about-us/

Black Cat Rescue is a No Kill cat rescue organization in Boston, MA. Did you know that black cats are only half as likely to get adopted as cats of other colors? Black Cat Rescue strives to change those odds for black cats in Massachusetts.

http://paypal.me/vancevancevance  or
https://venmo.com/vancevancevance  or
a check to VanceFunder P.O. Box 17,
Arlington, MA 02476 for this web-groovery.
Pay or not, up to you. Let’s stay connected.

This week's pajamas - its hot!! so...

IN PERSON SHOWS:

7/9 - 7/10 New Bedford MA Folk Festival - https://www.newbedfordfolkfestival.com/
7/22 Beacon NY The Towne Crier - https://townecrier.com/production/vance-gilbert-special-guest-lauren-west/

NEW ALBUM. Donate any amount = name on the cover. Same links above, note “VanceFunder”. Any amount over $1 works, but $1000 -plus- makes you an exec producer, name in heavy black font.

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OLD BLACK PEOPLE’S SCIENCE INVENTION WISH LIST

1) Queen Latifah's voice on Waze for directions

2) same voice chastising you “Oh no you dihin’t just stop for McDonalds fries *and* a double quarter pounder?” when you stop there.

3) self-filling pill box

4) phone app that automatically makes the phone shout the history of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre (that I’d never heard of till 4 years ago) and the Tuskegee Airmen (that I didn’t learn about until I was 30 years old) at anyone when they say the letters CRT are mentioned in any order.

5) App featured in #4 in Queen Latifah’s voice

6) BBQ hummus

7) BBQ floss

8) BBQ nasal spray

9) scientific proof that Godzilla is actually a brother just mad about stuff

10) drug that prohibits pursed lips and eye rolling when the word “bootstraps” are mentioned in any way.

11) Rap (ok) Hip-hop (fine) or R&B (preferred) song about A1C

12) “Grandma’s Mac and Cheese” app that does stuff

13) glasses that automatically stop Black people from wondering whether Larry Bird was actually as good as he was.

14) TV that apologizes when you holler at it