When: Monday nite 3/23, 7:30pm ET

Where: https://youtube.com/live/mspz3iNl_B4?feature=share

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THINGS PART DEUX

~ BIG-ASS(ED) PRETZEL - Me and the management/staff at The Colony Performance Hall in Woodstock came to the realization that a great name for my next album should reflect nothing that is actually in the album’s content, yet should be memorably named for said huge pretzels they sell there that look like cow collars with salt sprinkles. Look, Jason Isbell’s latest is called “Foxes In The Snow”, has a Modernist painting of a house with one wonky shutter. And it’s unforgettable. And we all know that I am the next...

~ BLACK JASON ISBELL - Ohhh the scrutiny and criticism I’ll get for that. But you know I am. I’m what happens if Al Jarreau and Joni Mitchell had an overweight mocha baby

~ HOUSE NUMBER SEVENTEEN - I was at the hardware store and remembered to get new, Black screw-on numbers for our newly painted house. The old numbers were dingy, gold and worn, plus they were a 71, so at $3.95 per letter I thought the time was right to get it right. Our mailman Ed is thrilled.

~ RAPPER HALLWAY LIGHTS - we have 2 ceiling fixtures that take baby flood lights pointing at a picture and a mirror respectively, but only one was blown out. The remaining one was buzzing so I’m glad I got the pair, as it was cheaper than getting one at a time. So I got the 2 pack for sure.

~ FARADAY POUCH - A friend got me one for my keys so that my car’s door opening signal can’t be hijacked. It’s a grayish black case, somewhere in this room, with my keys in it, thx.

~ VANCE’S MONDAY NITE ACOUSTIC PAJAMA PARTY 6TH ANNIVERSARY Monday nite 5/30. I mean, 6 years?

~ MASS TOUR CONTINUES - 4/4 Shirley, 4/11 Franklin, 4/12 Northampton, 5/22 Beverly, 5/29 Northampton, 6/5 Melrose, sweet Jesis on a Jetski someone get my agent a map, a compass, and a calendar.