When: Monday nite 4/20, 7:30pm ET

Where: https://youtube.com/live/Uv5UByrcsEo?feature=share

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*PRIVATE COACHING AVAILABLE - Songwriting, performance, and voice.

***CUSTOM SONGS - Expensive, sure, you want one about you, your family, something.

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THINGS SHOUTED AT SIRI INTO NOTES WHILE DRIVING AND OTHER RANDOM QUOTES QUIPS AND THOUGHTS

~ No, 12K to 20K for a new oil boiler is not in the cards ior a 2 min shower. It is across the board unrecommended, sometimes unlawful, to replace the heating coil in this 70 year-old unit we have. No plumber wants to do it. And yet there are myriads of how-to videos out there on just how to do that. Maybe I’ll find a 24hr gym somewhere to shower cheaper than the boiler fix...help?

~ SIRI wanted nothing to do with the phrase “dueling tubas”. “Drooling tubes”, “dueling tubs”, she’s like the album co-producer I never ever wanted. Yes, there will be two tubas on the new album, maybe called “Attach Of the Half-Bearded Man”. Yes, “Attach”.

~ Driving in North Carolina I passed a coffeeshop that sold guns and artisan coffee. “Pinky out, aim...”

~ Driving in North Carolina, a highway billboard asked me “Will You Go To Heaven?”. My billboard to follow: “Will My Dog Be There?”

~ I always try to be happy and a little comedic when I checking in at 7:45AM for post-cancer exams at the Head and Neck Cancer Research Center at Mass Eye And Ear. But this day:

Me: “I’d like a new head and neck, please?”

Receptionist: (without looking up or dropping a beat) "Well, you’re in the right place and you’re in luck as we’re running a special on heads and necks today - what kind would you like?”

~ I asked SIRI how many miles I've driven today, she replied, "I can't access health data while you're in the car”. OK

~ I'm taking Blasphemic - it keeps me from using the Lord's name in vain

~ Me mad at some social media post: “Just because you sent it unapologetically doesn't Monique it's true”

~ 2 hours before we pick up our new to adopt Standard Poodle “Pepper” today we have to go to the vet to have a bleeding anal polyp examined. Hers, not mine.

~ Killer song first line Shouted at SIRI while running:
When justice has been served and everyone has been saved
I'll go back in time and make my own demons behave

~ Does anyone remember me in Tucson?