When: Monday, June 16 7:30PM ET

Where: https://youtube.com/live/8iuQ6MQuLE0?feature=share

Who gets 10%: Massachusetts Immigrant & Refugee Advocacy Coalition https://miracoalition.org Because.

http://paypal.me/vancevancevance or https://venmo.com/vancevancevance or VanceFunder P.O. Box 17, Arlington, MA 02476

*PRIVATE COACHING AVAILABLE - Contact me (vance@vancegilbert.com) for songwriting, performance, and voice coaching.

***CUSTOM SONGS - Expensive, but sure, you want one about you or your family or something.***

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OHHH STEROIDS aka THINGS I DIDN'T THUINK I’D HEAR MYSELF SAY:

“Yeah, the steroid it’s such a diuretic that i’m dribbling a little at night...” (yep. I said that. I don’t care. I’m still fine as hell.)

“Dam - these steroids…..someone gimme a cape and Thor’s hammer...”

“ No, Dr Chan, I did NOT leave early. I left on time - you were late for our meeting over chemo….", So yeah, sure, we can discuss where I’m at via phone from this Whole Foods Parking lot.

“Everything i eat tastes like earwax. Everything. Even water. Roootbeer. Everything. So I’m eating for texture. Yes, I am. It’s getting expensive. I’m having Nori or Maki at every meal.”

"Is there a step program for this Nori/Maki thing?”

“What Step is it if neighbors catch wind of this predilection and start supplying me with Salmon Eel rolls and I don’t say no?”

“Do I owe each of you that contributed to my GoFundMe a personal note or can I just wave at you when I see you?”

“Thanks. Now you see why I’m trusting you so”. To Kate my Chemo nurse that checked out my tunes over the weekend and said “You have a wonderful voice...”

“Now I understand what underwear is really for...”

“Ohhhh!! Zofran!! Decadron!! Reglan!! Beware of Godzilla's attack in IV bag!!!” (said with mouth continuing to move after speaking like dubbed english - yeah those are real chemo nausea drugs)

“Neighbors. It doesn’t have to be Nori/Maki. Any reasonable ball of rice with a piece of meat in the middle of it will do. Surprise me”

“Yes I ran 2 miles before chemo today - you said to stay active, I mean..."

“Wow. Glasses can be soooo thick with glass and still be really clear!!”

“Wait - you’re going to decrease the post-chemo anti-nausea steroid dose a little? But..."