When: Monday, July 7 7:30PM ET

Where: https://youtube.com/live/fLfT1vqKXqk?feature=share

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THINGS I’D THINK OUT LOUD IF I WAS REALLY, REALLY CRABBY...

TOVALA - You have an oven. And a spoon. And a clock. Get a grip

JARDIANCE - Already covered. But your doctor be like “Oh man, thanks for telling me about that commercial and this drug! I would have never thought of it! Sure glad you brought it to my attention cause I’m so busy doctoring that I never ever look at my TV..."

BETTING COMMERCIALS - A full page of disclaimer and warning. Is this the cigarette commercial of this millennium? At least with cigarettes you get a lung full of something good or bad...

WIMBLEDON CURFEW AND MID-SUNDAY OFF - I get it but were there really calls like, “Those people leaving the stadium where you can only wear white to play the sport are just too loud at 11pm...”? Shut up. They should live near Fenway Park.

MASS GENERAL PARKING - it is never full so just stop it with the “LOT FULL” signs. Get outta here.

GENESIS CARS COMMERCIAL - all the broken bulbs on the street. What kind of message of waste and pollution it that?

NAVIGATOR CAR COMMERCIAL - ruining all those mics in a massive mic drop. Thanks Serena. I’m so disappointed. Sure its all fake but once you own your own mic it just seems wrong

ALL THE RED SOX FRONT OFFICE SPIN ON THE DEVERS TRADE TO COVER DISRESPECT OF A PLAYER THAT YOU’RE JUST ASKING TO DO ALL KINDS OF JOBS LIKE A MARIONETTE - Yeah I said it. Position defines the player. I’m barely a baseball fan and I get this.

LIVING WITH “BLACK PSORIASIS” - I mean what does that even mean? How racist is that? What? That’s what I hear when the commercial is on...