When: Monday, July14 7:30PM ET

Where: https://youtube.com/live/PxsbJ5-rqS4?feature=share

Who gets 10%: Kerr County Flood Relief Fund https://cftexashillcountry.fcsuite.com/erp/donate/create/fund?funit_id=420 1 I don’t often donate out of my area, but this is essential. My connection to the Kerrville Folk Festival is seminal to who I am today.

http://paypal.me/vancevancevance or https://venmo.com/vancevancevance or VanceFunder P.O. Box 17, Arlington, MA 02476

*PRIVATE COACHING AVAILABLE - Contact me (vance@vancegilbert.com) for songwriting, performance, and voice coaching.

***CUSTOM SONGS - Expensive, but sure, you want one about you or your family or something.***

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QUIPPETS, QUOTES, AND THINGS I HEARD OR MADE UP OR HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT:

~ AQUAPHOR HEALING OINTMENT FOR THESE RADIATION BURNS - man this stuff works great! $18 for a tub of it so it better...then I read the ingredients and realized this company made out of people that clearly don’t know any Black Families on they block because I don’t care whatever else you add to it, it’s “active ingredient” is 40% Petrolatum which my people called VASELINE which you can get generically for like 3 dollars a tub. Vaseline been $3 a tub since time immemorial in Black Families. We rubbed it on every thing everyday - -you could get arrested in the Black community for being “ashy” at the elbow and the knee, so no. No. No Aquaphor.
Can I get an amen from all 5 - 6 of my Black Folk Music Fans?

~ “Explain it to me like I’m a Golden Retriever” is what I say when I should be understanding something simple but I’m not.

~ NEW STUDENT: “It’s not like I’m singing on the radio - I’m just singing in the shower” . ME: “Well, you might as well have good technique for both...”

~ WITCH STUDENT? I have a student who is a Witch. Sure, my teaching is open and accepting. She says to me after an hour of rehearsing some ritual chants: “Now you’re gonna have some pagan stuff in your Swiss Army knife of belief...”

~ "Remember, the bottom half of every unicorn is still a horse."