When: Monday nite 7/20 7:30pm ET

Where: https://youtube.com/live/tOWzkKrdtxE?feature=share  

10% goes to: Cooperative Elder Services Inc. https://www.elderdayservices.org/services-arlington ...empowers seniors and adults with medical or cognitive challenges to age-in-place at home. We envision communities where everyone can age with dignity.

http://paypal.me/vancevancevance or https://venmo.com/vancevancevance or VanceFunder P.O. Box 17, Arlington, MA 02476

*PRIVATE COACHING AVAILABLE - Songwriting, performance, and voice.

***CUSTOM SONGS - Expensive, sure, you want one about you, your family, something.

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ANNOYING-ASS THINGS FOR THE WIN

~ Why did someone else instead of me have to write the phrase “puckered fabric white and blue” to describe seersucker? Damn your ass, Kevin.

~ Pearl Couscous are little slippery balls of pasta ass. I tried. Ewww.

~ Live reel and podcasters - stop with the holding the fuzzy little microphone and trying to sound important. Clip it on or get a real mic and a stand. You look like you’re talking to a baby Muppet’s head. Ass

~ Canned salmon is nasty when heated. It tastes like canned salmon ass

~ I have so much to do and now I have to write a song with the phrase “sabotage garage” or my day is incomplete. I’m an ass.