Vance’sMondayNiteAcousticPajamaParty #272 - QUIET, LIGHTS DIMMED, BALLAD NITE
DR. CHRIS ROCK EXPLAINS THESE TONSILLAR CANCER POST-TREATMENT SIDE EFFECTS
IN A WAY I NEEDED TO HEAR:
~ “OK, motherfickle, thanks to radiation, you got no salivary glands left and I'm not saying your mouth is dry but they using it for close up shots of the remake of The Grapes Of Wrath...but you alive, amirite?...
~ Well congratulations your dumb ass lost 40 lbs the HARD way. You no longer diabetic, you welcome, but you lost all muscle, motherfickle!! That’s why your dumb, weak ass has to rest coming up the basement steps - all 7 of them! Combine that and the radiation that killed all the connective tissue holding your skin even near your jaw, now you got an instant waddle! Look at that , testicular sack-lookin', turkey neck shid under your damn chin.
BTW, that word “waddle” wants extra double-time pay because that's what you look like when you jog, you no-muscle-having motherfickle. You careen about like a damn half-ambulatory sack of overripe avocados. Stop jogging. You embarrass time itself. You're like a 3-toed sloth in Hokas. Hell, that waddle make me wanna stuff your ass with wet bread and oysters and cart you over to my Aunt Effie’s house in 2 months!! But you living for now, you welcome...
~ Food still taste like shid? Umm, your taste buds called today and said stop blaming them for everything and learn how to cook.
~ Since that one-sided-ass radiation only did one side of your face, that's where you have no hair, you quasi-Wolf Man looking motherfickle!! On the half-moon you bust out looking like a shiatsu on one cheek and a chocolaty Mary Queen of Scots on the other, but you alive, ain’t you, nigro?
~ Your mouth hurt and you tired? Well maybe a good over-the-counter dose of STFU is in order for your dumb ass!! You alive, right? GTF outta my office!!!
--Dr. Rock
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Vance’sMondayNiteAcousticPajamaParty #272 - QUIET, LIGHTS DIMMED, BALLAD NITE...tell me you don’t need this right about now?
When: Monday, Sept 15 7:30pm EST
Where: Vance’s YouTube
Who gets 10%: Massachusetts Coalition to Prevent Gun Violence
PayMo or VenPal or VanceFunder P.O. Box 17, Arlington, MA 02476
*PRIVATE COACHING AVAILABLE - Contact me for songwriting, performance, and voice coaching.
***CUSTOM SONGS - Expensive, but sure, you want one about you or your family or something.
AI art by Amy M.
IN A WAY I NEEDED TO HEAR:
~ “OK, motherfickle, thanks to radiation, you got no salivary glands left and I'm not saying your mouth is dry but they using it for close up shots of the remake of The Grapes Of Wrath...but you alive, amirite?...
~ Well congratulations your dumb ass lost 40 lbs the HARD way. You no longer diabetic, you welcome, but you lost all muscle, motherfickle!! That’s why your dumb, weak ass has to rest coming up the basement steps - all 7 of them! Combine that and the radiation that killed all the connective tissue holding your skin even near your jaw, now you got an instant waddle! Look at that , testicular sack-lookin', turkey neck shid under your damn chin.
BTW, that word “waddle” wants extra double-time pay because that's what you look like when you jog, you no-muscle-having motherfickle. You careen about like a damn half-ambulatory sack of overripe avocados. Stop jogging. You embarrass time itself. You're like a 3-toed sloth in Hokas. Hell, that waddle make me wanna stuff your ass with wet bread and oysters and cart you over to my Aunt Effie’s house in 2 months!! But you living for now, you welcome...
~ Food still taste like shid? Umm, your taste buds called today and said stop blaming them for everything and learn how to cook.
~ Since that one-sided-ass radiation only did one side of your face, that's where you have no hair, you quasi-Wolf Man looking motherfickle!! On the half-moon you bust out looking like a shiatsu on one cheek and a chocolaty Mary Queen of Scots on the other, but you alive, ain’t you, nigro?
~ Your mouth hurt and you tired? Well maybe a good over-the-counter dose of STFU is in order for your dumb ass!! You alive, right? GTF outta my office!!!
--Dr. Rock
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Vance’sMondayNiteAcousticPajamaParty #272 - QUIET, LIGHTS DIMMED, BALLAD NITE...tell me you don’t need this right about now?
When: Monday, Sept 15 7:30pm EST
Where: Vance’s YouTube
Who gets 10%: Massachusetts Coalition to Prevent Gun Violence
PayMo or VenPal or VanceFunder P.O. Box 17, Arlington, MA 02476
*PRIVATE COACHING AVAILABLE - Contact me for songwriting, performance, and voice coaching.
***CUSTOM SONGS - Expensive, but sure, you want one about you or your family or something.
AI art by Amy M.