Vance’sMondayNiteAcousticPajamaParty #277 - MUSIC STUFF THINGS

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IT’S STILL MY BIRTHDAY, PART II

That’s right. I take the whole month. I’m one them people. So this month I’m raising my voice for things I’m for, against, and that gives me opinions. Your mileage may vary.

1) THE BOURNE LEGACY IS UNDERRATED. Jeremy Renner and Rachel Weisz are terrific. The house fight (choreography) scene is just terrific. Edward Norton is way too young to be cast in his role tho. Yes I said it.

2) This is my 3rd time saying this - Beyond Beef and associated vegetarian fake burger products - you do not have to bleed red with beet juice. Ewww. Thanks.

3) RED SOX ON APPLETV+ - Make America's game even less accessible to your masses? You deserve to lose. Yeah I said it.

4) BUSINESSES THAT MAIL YOUR BILL SO LATE AND GIVE YOU FAR FEWER DAYS TO PAY OFTEN INCURRING A LATE PENALTY - I like to pay by mail. Better for accountants, audits, as they want PAPER. You will not force me to pay electronically.

5) BUSINESSES THAT MAIL YOUR BILL AND THE PERFORATION TWEEN THE BILL MAIL IN CHIT AND THE BODY OF THE BILL IS NO LONGER TEARABLE...I get it. You figure if you just don’t sharpen the machine and we rip enough of them in half we will finally succumb and pay electronically I repeat - I like to pay by mail. Better for accountants, audits, as they want PAPER. You will not force me to pay electronically.

6) ANDOUILLE SAUSAGE - I will no longer eat them. I don’t want to eat undecided food. If the name of the food wonders out loud if they should or not...

7) If someone in leadership that you utterly cannot stand, I mean to the point that you wish pigs eat their eyes like andouille sausage, if that person brokers something magnificent, I don’t want to spend the time figuring out how to celebrate the good thing they did while simultaneously holding them accountable for being the UncleChrist (Anti’s husband. Uncle by marriage). Too tiresome to switch it up. It’s my birthday after all.