Hi Vance Friends & Fans-

WHAT: Vance Gilbert’s Monday Night Acoustic Pajama Party 10th Anniversary Mixed Bag

WHEN: Monday, 5/18, 7:30 pmEDT

WHERE: https://youtu.be/jJ6L7rST1gg

WHO GETS 10%: Somerville Cambridge Elder Services - https://eldercare.networkforgood.com/projects/47475-money-management  - For hundreds of frail, low-income elders in our community, the volunteer work of our trained Money Management volunteers provides assistance with basic tasks such as bill paying, budgeting, and banking errands.
This program is a lifeline to its clients who struggle with failing eyesight, confusion, dementia, Alzheimer's and memory loss. Without it, many would face eviction, financial exploitation, and premature nursing home placement.

Money:
http://paypal.me/vancevancevance  or
https://venmo.com/vancevancevance  or
send a check to VanceFunder P.O. Box 17, Arlington, MA 02476 for this web-based groovery.
Pay or not. It’s up to you. Let’s just stay connected.

This week’s pajamas. Prob the black transportation bottoms and an aviationally provocative t-shirt. Hey, people want to know...

Good Good Man - the CD - streaming all platforms, even from me..
Payment ways as above - check for anything tween $10 - $20 and up send to
VanceFunder P.O. Box 17 Arlington, MA 02476 will get it too. Limited trips to the P.O., so sit tight.

-Private/public/houseparty things - These can be fun - let me know. Reasonable rates.
Coaching of songwriting, performance & voice, (SURE - BY SKYPE, FACETIME, OR ZOOM)
available upon request - Wednesday is almost full somedays, Thursdays are kinda open.

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FRIDAY THINGS OF NOTE THAT I LEARNED SOMETIME LATE THURSDAY AFTERNOON

~ Singing the first verse of a Bruno Mars tune does not make you cool. Particularly while wearing knee-hi support socks.

~ I don’t care how many odd things you put in your fruit salad - spinach, carrots, arugula, - broccoli should not be one of them.

~ Neither should one put grated Romano cheese on Chinese fried rice.

~ Speaking of carrots, holding a carrot by the skinny end and grating the fat end leaves you with more carrot, alas with no carrot stump to gnaw on. Everything has a price.

~ A dog smart enough to "ask for attention" after drinking water by wiping her mouth on your pants leg needs a smarter owner. Ask how I know.

~ Never argue with somewhon who thinks they can’t get a virus because they lissened to peoples talked abouts it on TV and that now they have “heard immunity”.

~ Our water heating bill is down. Ask how I know.

~ Deodorant sales nationwide are down. Ask how I know.

~ While writing this my phone rings. It a close model plane friend in Ohio with a 95 year old mom - he never calls me, so I see the name and I’m nervous. He says. “Sorry about buzzing you in the middle of your day”... (here it comes)...” of all the people I could butt dial you are on my list of faves...”

xovg