VANCE'S "I'D LIKE TO KNOW" MAILER NY, CT, NY, and MA Album

Hi.
I’d like to be brief.
I’d like to know that you’d come to one of these shows:

1/17 - BEACON NY ****NEW SHOW ADDED*** THE TOWNE CRIER w/rising star ALISA AMADOR (omg) https://www.townecrier.com/


1/25 - Westport, CT - Voices Cafe https://voicescafe.org/ Connecticut Album Release Show!!

1/26 - Huntington, NY - Back to the Garden House Concert ckellar1@optimum.net 443-481-7033 for details

2/1 - Cambridge, MA - Club Passim - 2 shows ALBUM RELEASE SHOW WITH A BAND https://www.passim.org/ Tix are brisk movers and both shows are about over 1/3 filled as we speak - get yours ASAP.

THINGS I'D LIKE

I’d like a review like this from Rolling Stone or NY Times. And I guess I’m bluesy. But sure, I’ll take this http://bit.ly/35Ehh7L

I’d like a house concert, coaching, or private show situation Feb 21 somewhere between Dallas, Austin, and Baton Rouge to come to fruition

I'd like a websomewhere something that has reviewed all the online clickbait health videos and just says in 5 seconds what the 3 ingredients are that make a healthy liver and other things. Just tell me.

I’d like Siri to get smart and understand what I am talking about after a while and stop changing “airplane" to “elephant” and “fuselage” to "fool sleds”.

I’d like to know why I have the only dog that hates peanut butter

I’d like to know how much my life has been shortened by the oxygen used up by the trees used up to make the paper that AARP sends me over a lifetime of ads about me getting older and dying.

I’d like to know why White People (ok, *her*, but she *is* representative) enjoy such a cold house.

I’d like to know why Neil DeGrasse Tyson took his grandmother’s surname as a middle name. We don’t say Carl Clara Sagan, and he did just fine.

I’d like to know why I haven’t been able to break the barrier of 24 push-ups after 6 months now, and I don’t want to hear that it’s because I have the arms of Olive Oyl on the body of Jabba The Hutt. I should be somewhere more by now.

I’d like to know if Yola would be my friend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI3lwv8qhx0

I’d like to thanks you for contacting me for coaching, lessons, aviation stuff you find interesting, New CD purchases for any amt at PayPal - vancefunder@gmail.com or from P.O. Box 17 Arlington MA 02476,

xovg