Easton MD then PajamaParty#64 - FUNNY-ISH SONGS
Tomorrow:
Easton MD Sat June 5th - The Avalon Foundation's Stoltz Pavilion
https://tickets.avalontheatre.com/eventperformances.asp?evt=1291 -
socially distance outdoor performing!!
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THEN >>>>>>>>
Vance’sMondayNightAcousticPajamaParty#64- FUNNY-ISH SONGS
Some have funny lines here and there. Some outright funny.
Where: https://youtu.be/8yYo7yBnobs
When: Monday Nite, June 7th 7:30PM EDT
(“doors” open at 7 for community hang) -
WHO GETS 10%: https://www.embracerace.org/support Support parents, guardians, educators, and advocates to raise children who are thoughtful, informed, and brave about race.
$$: http://paypal.me/vancevancevance or
https://venmo.com/vancevancevance or
a check to VanceFunder P.O. Box 17,
Arlington, MA 02476 for this web-groovery.
Pay or not. Up to you. Let’s stay connected.
This week’s pajamas: yep
I teach and coach stuff.
Good Good Man - the CD - streaming all over, even get a CD from me…
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Can racism go cute?
I was running down the Aerial Street cut through (I love this street name - anyone that knows me will know why…) and there was an Asian couple with a toddler who was toddling next to them. It was close-quartered as I passed, and the baby got a good wide-eyed look at me as I slowed to pass, and I looked right back at him and I said “Ni Hao!!”
How dare I.
How dare I suppose these people to be Chinese.
How dare I think that I have an inkling as to what “-ese” these folks might be at all.
But me and my dumb show-off ass, feigning some sort of great inclusive international capability - hell some Asian folks don’t *want* to be mistaken for other types of Asian folks - shouting the only hello Asian greeting that immediately came to mind.
Lame-brained, unwoke, overweight, elderly, thoughtless, sweaty, Black jogger with a stupid hat.
Add to that the child looked startled. Stop Asian Hate indeed. Just paint it on my sweaty shirt, if the paint runs, fine.
Dad says as I pass, “He said Ni Hao!”. I’m now 50 feet away. I hear a loud, high, excited voice “Hiiiiii Hi...Hiiiiiiii!!!” over and over. Adults laughing like mad in the background as I turn my lucky ass onto Forest street.
Awwww...
Easton MD Sat June 5th - The Avalon Foundation's Stoltz Pavilion
https://tickets.avalontheatre.com/eventperformances.asp?evt=1291 -
socially distance outdoor performing!!
-----------------------------------------------------------
THEN >>>>>>>>
Vance’sMondayNightAcousticPajamaParty#64- FUNNY-ISH SONGS
Some have funny lines here and there. Some outright funny.
Where: https://youtu.be/8yYo7yBnobs
When: Monday Nite, June 7th 7:30PM EDT
(“doors” open at 7 for community hang) -
WHO GETS 10%: https://www.embracerace.org/support Support parents, guardians, educators, and advocates to raise children who are thoughtful, informed, and brave about race.
$$: http://paypal.me/vancevancevance or
https://venmo.com/vancevancevance or
a check to VanceFunder P.O. Box 17,
Arlington, MA 02476 for this web-groovery.
Pay or not. Up to you. Let’s stay connected.
This week’s pajamas: yep
I teach and coach stuff.
Good Good Man - the CD - streaming all over, even get a CD from me…
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Can racism go cute?
I was running down the Aerial Street cut through (I love this street name - anyone that knows me will know why…) and there was an Asian couple with a toddler who was toddling next to them. It was close-quartered as I passed, and the baby got a good wide-eyed look at me as I slowed to pass, and I looked right back at him and I said “Ni Hao!!”
How dare I.
How dare I suppose these people to be Chinese.
How dare I think that I have an inkling as to what “-ese” these folks might be at all.
But me and my dumb show-off ass, feigning some sort of great inclusive international capability - hell some Asian folks don’t *want* to be mistaken for other types of Asian folks - shouting the only hello Asian greeting that immediately came to mind.
Lame-brained, unwoke, overweight, elderly, thoughtless, sweaty, Black jogger with a stupid hat.
Add to that the child looked startled. Stop Asian Hate indeed. Just paint it on my sweaty shirt, if the paint runs, fine.
Dad says as I pass, “He said Ni Hao!”. I’m now 50 feet away. I hear a loud, high, excited voice “Hiiiiii Hi...Hiiiiiiii!!!” over and over. Adults laughing like mad in the background as I turn my lucky ass onto Forest street.
Awwww...
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