Vance’sMondayNitePajamaParty #79 - MAKE IT UP AS I GO ALONG

Barry, I might have Moonshadow by then, we’ll see...

When: Monday nite 10/4, 7:30pm EDT
(“doors” open at 7 for community hang) -

Where: https://youtu.be/fXXIFJuZe8E

Who gets 10%: https://www.nativeplanttrust.org/ - Their mission is to conserve and promote New England’s native plants to ensure healthy, biologically diverse landscapes.
Here’s how this works. Native plants = local ecosystem without competition from unnatural foreign interlopers = going locally extinct.
Small scale example: Wonder why your favorite bird species has vanished from your yard? They eat the berries from your yard full of Japanese ornamentals, sure. But these plants don’t host the insect larvae that feed their young. So...multiply that times... you get the idea. Yeah it’s important.

$$: http://paypal.me/vancevancevance or
https://venmo.com/vancevancevance or
a check to VanceFunder P.O. Box 17,
Arlington, MA 02476 for this web-groovery.
Pay or not. Up to you. Let’s stay connected.

This week’s pajamas = fall stuff, all of a sudden!!

I teach and coach stuff.

Good Good Man - the CD - streaming all over, even get one from me

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INVANCETIONS

Ideas that just didn’t fly. Yet:

~ Slimy Climbers - trained climbing snails that eat window-dulling dirt!

~ Texture-Floss - dental floss with a bit of grit. Removes plaque with just a few swipes. Think skinny thread sandpaper

~ MaskHat - your favorite team's baseball hat with built in COVID N95 mask and headphones. Eye goggles extra!

~ COVIDOFF! - bug repellent laced with hydroxychloroquine. Get it all done at once! 10% off with purchase of MaskHat

~ Anti-Magnetism Tabs - time released Bill Gates chip removal blood and lymph system cleanser.

~ Drill-N’-Tap Rolling Oil Change Centers - No need to completely stop. Shoot, suck out, squirt in all at once. New oil pan after 10 or so changes. NO MORE PESKY OIL DRAIN SCREW!!

~ Photo-Cash App - take pictures of your cash for deposit! Just like you do your checks!!

~ EV Extension Cord - Just running to the store? Car uncharged? Keep this sucker rolled up in your driveway just in case...1, 5, and 10 mile models priced accordingly

~ Gas Station T.V. - Watch TV as you fill ‘er up, like you’ve always wanted to do...wait...Someone already did this stupid idea? Dang!!

~ Mattel’s Roach Pool, Waterslide, Car, Helipad Kit - To go with your roach motel in the basement.

~ Swoosh & Douche Backyard Pool Waterslide/Bidet Combo - Be the envy of all your neighborhood!!

~ Charmin 2-Sided Finger Pocket Toilet Paper - Use more than once! Save a tree when you pee!! When you poo, see above!!

I know, I know...don’t give up my night job...