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MAKE NICE IN THE WORLD WHEN YOU CAN

(Xfinity rep): Hello, thank you for contacting Xfinity. My name is CXXXX. How may I help you today? How may I help you today?

(me): Hi.

I need the number for my nearest xfinity location- my box and my remote are working intermittently and in need of frequent rebooting. Both are old and need replacing

I want to make sure they have some on hand if I drive over there

(XRep): I certainly understand this, please don't worry you've contacted the right person. I'll surely help you out.

(me): Thanks for taking my call.

(XRep): Please allow me a couple of minutes from your precious time to pull up your account details. Thanks for your patience.

(me): Thank you CXXXX

(XRep): The correct address you need the details for this is xxxxxx and they have the box and remote you can swap.

(me): Perfect. Thank you.

(XRep): The pleasure is all mine. Assisting valuable customers like you motivates us to work harder ❤️

Honestly speaking customers who have patience and cooperation are very less like you. It is nice chatting with you and would love to assist you in the future as well.

(me): Well that's the kindest thing...I've had a rough week and this is such a pleasurable thing to hear. Thank you.

(XRep): Anything for the best customer like you. Let me know if I can help you with something else?

(me): Aside from the occasional outage Xfinity has been great. Have a great rest of your day.

(XRep): I am adding the credit for the outage. I wish you the same.

(me): Ohhhhh. Too kind. Namaste! 🙏🏾