Hi VanceFan -

Thu, 11/7, New London NH - Flying Goose Pub - https://www.flyinggoose.com/events/vance-gilbert/
....hurry w/tix - they're going fast
Fri 11/15, Granby CT - South Congregational Church Hall - www.salmonbrookmusicseries.com
Fri 11/22, Philadelphia, PA - World Cafe Live Pre-Release Soiree - www.WorldCafeLive.com

Stuff - December Private Holiday Party dates are getting rare to rarer. 12/8, 12/14, 12/16, and 12/20 are gone, 4 more pending. Try it - I’m less expensive than you think.

****FRANK - PICK A DATE ALREADY**** (fingers drumming)

Holiday Soirées, coaching of songwriting, performance, voice, model car detailing available upon request.

Official Release date for the CD “Good Good Man” is 1/20/20 (streaming and download then too), but I can hook you up:
• at my show
• via PayPal to vancefunder@gmail.com
• via check for anything between $10 - $20 and up to Vancefunder P.O. Box 17 Arlington, MA 02476
• **If your name is on the CD, you’re a friend, family member, promoter, radio/podcast personage, cash strapped, or anyone else that thinks they should just have one, send me your address again and just ask for one and I’ll send it.**

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I have a few questions:

1) If black is slimming, shouldn’t I always look svelte?

2) After a car accident, do you really want to trust companies that sport lizards or emus as spoke…individuals?

3) Aren’t overweight people actually working out all the time? So shouldn’t we be in better shape than you average part-time slender workout slacker? Hell, we’re always lifting weights, right?

4) (neighbor’s child after losing their dog) "If Sophie's ashes are in that box, can’t we mix them with something and bring her back?”

5) I came up with the line “I sang like a weak-willed witness”. Is that cool or what?

6) There’s a “Remove Style” thing to click on in my email program. If I click on it, will my whole document become automatonic and boring?

7) Is “automatonic" a word?

8) Shouldn’t it be?

9) Shouldn’t the IRS send letters like “You’ve been accepted for earned income credit” in a different styled envelope than the one they use for audit announcements?

10) Should I have my own podcast?

11) What would we call it and what would I do?

Thanks plenty to ponder. till later peace and xo to everyone out there. Be kind…

vg