Vance’sAcousticPajamaParty #175 - I JUST DROVE 8 HOURS HOME SO AGENDA FREE, OK?
~ NEW ALBUM “THE MOTHER OF TROUBLE” DONE CAME ON ALL STREAMING SERVICES !!
~ VIDEO SINGLE “BLACK ROCHELLE” IS OUT TOO https://youtu.be/30SrbQkemdk
When: Monday nite 9/18 7:30pm ET
Who gets 10%: https://www.projectbread.org/ 🍞 connects people and communities in Massachusetts to reliable sources of food while advocating for policies that make food more accessible.
Order the CD or pay for this web groovery via:
VanceFunder P.O. Box 17, Arlington, MA 02476.
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HEY NORF-CENTRIL JERSEY/ALLENTOWN PA PEOPLE - 9/16 Frenchtown, NJ is almost sold out;
HEY D.C MARYLAND AREA - The Avalon in Easton, MD 9/17 tends to get real, real full - get tix now
HEY BALTIMORE, VIRGINIA -
10/6 Cellar Stage Timonium, MD https://uptownconcerts.com/shows/vance-gilbert/ and
10/7 Focus Music https://focusmusic.org/shows Sterling, VA, great venues if you missed me int the Avalon last month!!
HEY PHILLY - City Winery Three Days Pre-Birthday Show is 10/8 help me “sellitout”
HEY NORTHAMPTON - Parlor Room Slightly Post-Birthday Show is 10/15 let’s sell that out too https://www.simpletix.com/e/vance-gilbert-at-the-parlor-room-tickets-139466
Comma sea me…!!
RESPONSES TO STUFF
Nephew-by marriage responding to my buying Cracker Jack at the baseball game which was named Cracker Jane on the package:
“CrackerJack will always be Cracker Jack. My snacks aren’t pronoun positive”.
Me: “To be honest, I’m ok with the pronoun thing. It’s always been the “Cracker” part of the name that makes me and other Black peoples anxious.
Me to a friend who just had some good fortune: “Can I be your butler?”
Friend: “Yeah! You could be our Benson”
Me: “That’s racisss. You could have said Mr. French. Or Lurch. But no. This is why we deserve ripparashens.”
Her: “Can you get organic walnuts at Trader Joe’s please?"
Me: “Sorry. No. I never saw this. I’m home now”. (I was getting a shingles shot so I really wasn’t looking much at my phone. Yeah, I’m surprised too)
Her: “You ok from the shot ?”
Me, (in my head): “How do you think I am? Some little cheerful-assed Asian lady named Tran done stab me all up in my shoulder with a needle, and suddenly I only want aluminum siding on the house instead of shingles thanks to this mind control juice floating around underneath my airplane tattoo!”
Me, (for real): “I’m fine, thanks”.
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