I’ll be teaching at The Swannanoa Gathering in Asheville NC. And before that I play in Morristown, NJ

See the lower part of this email for actual live shows

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QUESCHENS

~ Why do PTs and doctors prescribe a Jewish noodle dish for tightening women’s urinary sphincter muscles? Kugel does NOT work for that.

~ Car. Computer. Phone. Toaster. Why does everything I own reach warranty at the same time? I don’t recall buying them all at once. That’s Deep State shid right there.

~ Why do all the kids in this neighborhood have to graduate from somewhere at the same time? It’s expensive!!

~ Could I ever own a watch I have to plug in at night?

~ I have a belly but I still run. Why do people applaud as I go by?

~ Why do they make window air conditioners so square when they have to dangle out the window at a 23-1/2º angle to drain anyway?

~ Why don’t they put handles or at least indented places on the casings of these aforementioned A/Cs so that people can actually handle them?

~ Why is “clipboard” one word but "dust mop” two words?

~ Why does my doctor want to go on about me being "the best thing since Richie Havens" when all I want to do is adjust medications so that I don’t poop myself in the airport security line?

~ Why do interviewers insist on calling me an “elder statesman” of the folk music scene? Tom Rush is at least 40 - 50 years older than me. (If you tell him that you’re dead to me)

~ Where are my keys?

Xovg