~ NEW ALBUM “THE MOTHER OF TROUBLE” DONE CAME OUT ON ALL STREAMING SERVICES !!

~ VIDEO SINGLE “BLACK ROCHELLE” IS OUT TOO https://youtu.be/30SrbQkemdk  

Vance’sMondayAcousticPajamaParty #167 - NEIN AGENDA
When: Monday nite 7/10 7:30pm ET (I might make it a short night)

Where: https://youtube.com/live/5ZyS-_KaTVI?feature=share  

WHO GETS 10%: MSPCA https://www.mspca.org The envelope is in front of me so it’s easy to do. You know what they do.

Order the CD or pay for the show via the methods below:
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Arlington, MA 02476 for this web-groovery.

Pay what you like, above $10 appreciated

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MY DUAL EXISTENCE

If you’ve followed me recently you’ll know that I am simultaneously trying to get management and booking to make calls for me to open for great touring people as a “new” artist forthe likes of--

Elvis Costello, Richard Thompson, Jason Isbell, Kool & The Gang, Lucinda Williams, Patti Labelle, Celine Dion, P!nk, Average White Band ohhh the list goes on...yeah, far and wide, and at the same time I’m scrambling to navigate Medicare sign-up.

What a nutty existence. I’ll figure this out.

These lyrics seem fitting right now:

OLD MAN’S ADVICE (c) Vance Gilbert Disismye Music

You ask an old man's advice son
Well, here's a reasonable place to start
Never pass a bathroom chance
And never trust a fart
Never look for Friday's kiss
With Thursday's broken heart
Pay attention, son, it's all about love

See, the nurses treat me kindly here
As long as I behave
Though I've got on hand on my walker
And one foot in the grave
But I've got this sliver of memory
And these cataract-covered eyes
But I can see this much, it's all about love

(bridge)

So you'd better go romance her
Before she hauls off and flies to France, sir
Or up and dies of cancer
And it's no longer your choice to make

You see, we're living in a world
That just don't give a damn
They'd just assume kill each other
For being different sone of Abraham
So go set a good example boy
Common sense is on the lam
Pay attention, it's all about love

(solo over form)
(bridge)

Cause before you leave this planet
You're bound to get your feelings hurt
They'll misspell your name in granite
When they conscript you to the dirt
So don't let her walk away boy
Give a little tug on her skirt
When it comes down to it, it's all about love

xovg