~ NEW ALBUM “THE MOTHER OF TROUBLE” DONE CAME ON ALL STREAMING SERVICES !!

~ VIDEO SINGLE “BLACK ROCHELLE” IS OUT TOO https://youtu.be/30SrbQkemdk

When: Monday nite 9/25 7:30pm ET

WHERE: https://youtube.com/live/FMFDbySbtCI?feature=share

Who gets 10%: https://www.sittersforscholars.org/ - offer free and low-cost evening babysitting services to low-income parents attending college in the Greater Boston area.

Order the CD or pay for this web groovery via:
http://paypal.me/vancevancevance or
https://venmo.com/vancevancevance or
VanceFunder P.O. Box 17, Arlington, MA 02476.

Pay what you like, above $10 appreciated

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9/27 Concord, MA - DeCordova Museum 6pm - https://thetrustees.org/event/87491/

HEY BALTIMORE, VIRGINIA -
10/6 Cellar Stage Timonium, MD https://uptownconcerts.com/shows/vance-gilbert/ and
10/7 Focus Music https://focusmusic.org/shows Sterling VA, great venues if you missed me int the Avalon last monf !!

HEY PHILLY - City Winery Three Days Pre-Birthday Show is 10/8 help me “sellitout”
https://citywinery.com/philadelphia/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=PHILFT-vance-gilbert-10-8-23-730pm&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=

HEY NORTHAMPTON - Parlor Room Slightly Post-Birthday Show is 10/15 let’s sell that out too https://www.simpletix.com/e/vance-gilbert-at-the-parlor-room-tickets-139466

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SOMEWHAT OFFENSIVE AND STUPID FOOD LIST TITLES AND DEFINITIONS:

PISSED STACIOS - Great brand name or they mad about you takin them out they shells.

MOCK TURTLE SOUP - Look, just cause you getting eaten don’t mean you should have to be simultaneously made fun of too.

YO BRO LO MAINE - Afro-Chinese barbecue noodles served with attitude in Presque Isle

NACHO CHEESE - Clearly doesn’t belong to you or on your sandwich

TOFU ENHANCER - Ingredients list: (caution - may contain BBQ chicken wings and pork chops)

GLUE TAN FREE - A line of cardboard-textured foods that avoid the sun

FREE RANGE CHICKEN - Yes we personally chased this poor, squawking, mostly flightless bird around a big field before killing it for your table, you welcome.

CRACKERS - Well, just because

SPAGETTI - Why not? No one ever pronounces the “H” anyway. I left the extra “T”, you welcome.

CHIPS - England, U.S., y’all need to make up you damn mind. Those of us over 50 got even more confused after that cop show…

FRENCH FRIES - AKA Clouseau Chips

ALMOND MILK - Who milks them? And since when do almonds have nipples? Someone had to ax it. You welcome.