Or not. We’ll see.

When: Monday nite 1/16/23, 7:30ET (doors open @7 for community hang)

Where: https://youtu.be/cEf1MCVzm5g

Who gets 10%: Massachusetts Housing & Shelter Alliance https://mhsa.net/
provides solutions to homelessness, creates more cost-effective and humane programs and collaborates with our partners
in both the private and public sectors to deliver reliable housing and resources in our communities.

http://paypal.me/vancevancevance or
https://venmo.com/vancevancevance or
VanceFunder P.O. Box 17,
Arlington, MA 02476 for this web-groovery.
Pay or not, up to you. Let’s stay connected.

This week's pyjamaiis - blue Golden Age Air Museum sweat top, blue bottoms with puppies...ok tell me - is this part of my mailer creepy?

Donate any amount = uhoh, missed the deadline for name on the cover unless donation is over $100
But sure, you can still help out- Same links above, note “VanceFunder”.

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REWRITE OF OLD, SEXIST, MISOGYNIST LYRICS

You’re welcome. And I want to stay current and uncanceled.
Let’s start with HEY JOE, written by Billy Roberts and popularized by Jimi Hendrix.

Hey Joe
Where you goin with that gum in your hand?
(Bah dum bah dum bum bummm, bah dum bah dum bum bummm etc.)
Hey Joe I said
Where you goin with that gum in your hand?
Gonna chew some gum with my old lady
She’s all Wrigley’s Spearmint
And I’m a Dubble Bubble man

Hey Joe
I hear you went shopping
With your mamma down town
Hey Joe!
I hear you went shopping
With your mamma down town
Yes I did can’t you see
She went all sugar-free
And I gave her Trident
To try to keep her around

Hey, Joe,
Where you gonna run to now?
Excuse me, Joe,
Where might you gonna run to now
I’m going down south
Where everything is warm and kinda newish
Put winter behind me
Me and my gal and our gum,
I guess now we Chewish...

...you welcome.
Next week, new lyrics to the ever creepy I’M A GIRL WATCHER
which in my hands will become I’M A GOOD WATCHDOG...
you welcome

P.S. Favorite quote from a student today: “I think the song is better now that there’s no longer mention of bagpipes..."