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Vance’sMondayAcousticPajamaParty #143 - SOME MASH-UPS

When: Monday nite 1/23/23, 7:30ET (doors open @7 for community hang)

Where: https://youtu.be/5dn66ERr8cI

Who gets 10%: www.PrisonBookProgram.org "Based in Quincy MA, Prison Book Program is a grassroots organization that has sent free books to prisoners since 1972. Most prisons don't allow family and friends to send books into prisons. They must come from a bookstore, publisher, online retailer or a program like ours. We serve over 10,000 prisoners/year."

http://paypal.me/vancevancevance or
https://venmo.com/vancevancevance or
VanceFunder P.O. Box 17,
Arlington, MA 02476 for this web-groovery.
Pay or not, up to you. Let’s stay connected.

This week's pyjamaiis - SNOOPY & RED BARON!!

Donate any amount = uhoh, you missed the deadline for name on the cover unless donation is over $100
But sure, you can still help out- Same links above, note “VanceFunder”.

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REWRITE OF OLD, SEXIST, MISOGYNIST LYRICS PART 2

By popular demand, someone mentions a fix of the creepy chestnut “I’m A Girl Watcher”. Here you go -

I’M A GOOD WATCHDOG

I’m a good watchdog
I’m a good watchdog
Everything that goes by
Is mine, mine mine

I’m a good watchdog
I’m a good watchdog
Here comes my growl...

Hey there can’t you tell
My sublime sense of smell
A molecule of food that’s on the floor

I wonder if you know
There’s poo underneath this snow
From back in 1964

(chorus)

Whenever I detect
Anything you can surely bet
I play the game I do so well

Never mind this fence
Or what you use for common sense
Go ahead and walk a little closer

(chorus)


--you welcome