~ NEW ALBUM “THE MOTHER OF TROUBLE” DONE CAME ON ALL STREAMING SERVICES !!
~ VIDEO SINGLE “BLACK ROCHELLE” IS OUT TOO https://youtu.be/30SrbQkemdk

When: Monday nite 10/23 7:30pm ET

WHERE: https://youtube.com/live/AX0Vlss8l_c?feature=share

Who gets 10%: https://everypetcounts.org/ They have a CareVan to provide care for homeless folks with pets, and they do a totally free dog festival, and so much other stuff...

Order the CD or pay for this web groovery via:
http://paypal.me/vancevancevance or
https://venmo.com/vancevancevance or
VanceFunder P.O. Box 17, Arlington, MA 02476.

Pay what you like, above $10 appreciated

MIDWEST/SOUTHWEST SWING THING:
10/27 - FT. ATKINSON, WI Cafe Carpe https://cafecarpe.com/event/vance-gilbert-4/
10/28 - HINSDALE, IL Acoustic Renaissance Concerts - http://www.acousticren.com/
10/29 - Tucson, AZ The Fox Theatre w/The Ronstadt Brothers (why they’re opening is beyond me!) https://foxtucson.com/event/vance-gilbert/

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HEALTH INSURANCE - A ONE ACT PLAY THING.

(house music down. dark stage, lights come up)

LEFTY PEOPLE: WE DEMAND FREE HEALTH CARE ALL PE0PLE!!!

RIGHTY PE0PLE; N0! That’s commie-ass shid

GUBMINT: wait...if we...

LEFTY PEOPLE: so’s your public libarie, schools etc etc...I have black handicap gay friends that say...

RIGHTY PEOPLE: but our Founding Fathers...churchy gun stuff...

GUBMINT: (dam look at them go at it...heheheheh)

LEFTY PEOPLE: OK HOW ABOUT AT LEASE FREE HEALTH CARE FOR OLD PEOPLE

RIGHTY PEOPLE: ...you don’t underst...hand outs...not really what Jesus meant...

GUBMINT: OKOK FREE HEALTHCARE TO OLD PEOPLE THEY BE DEAD SOON ANYWAY

HELTHINSURANCE CUMPANIES
SWIMMING IN A
POOL OF MONEY: what the actual hell? how we sposed to actually survive in a free market system democratic society if you...?

GUBMINT: OKOK let's give them a lot of free, but let’s leave a little gap in that coverage so you can make some mon...

HELTHINSURANCE CUMPANIES
SWIMMING IN A
POOL OF MONEY: ...awesome!! Tell you what - we’ll help you out too by coming up with lists of people’s drugs and coverages that we can kinda cover but some not really maybe a little bit during the harvest moon but not on a leap year and then only if you hop on one leg on a thursday humming the Le Marseille while clicking on this link here...

me: (...)

(curtain. lights fade to black - or of color...fin)